Monday, May 23, 2011

Axl Rose, Pre-Med God presents...

How to Choose a Med School

A couple of days ago, my female got accepted in to the med school of her dreams. The problem is that she has already accepted a spot at another great med school with a fat scholarship. She is at her wits end trying to figure out what to do. I figured that some among my minions might have similar problems (or hope to have similar problems). Well, it's your lucky day sucker! Presenting:

"Axl Rose's Patented Idiot-proof Step-by-step 5-Minutes-a-day Almost-fat-free Ribbed-for-her-pleasure Guide to Choosing a Med School"

(expand, unless you are a falcon)